The Adam And Eve Mythical Story
- By Bahram Maskanian
According to the Jewish religious manual, the Torah, or Old Testament, or Hebrew Scriptures, the story goes something like this. About five thousand years ago one day, the Jewish Male God decided to create everything.
It took Him, God six days to create everything.
And then God rests and takes a day off, which is referred to as Sunday.
– I guess there must have been labor laws back then too. –
One day Adam, wandering around in heaven and bored out of his mind goes to the God Himself and said, – God I am lonely and horny. The Lord then reached and busted in Adam’s chest, took out one of his ribs and turned it into a woman named Eve.
Adam and Eve now get to have heavenly sex. They hang around and about having a jolly good time. Until one day, the evil bastard, disguised as a snake signaled Eve to come close.
Genesis 3.1 – Hebrew: The snake was the shrewdest of all the wild beasts that the Lord God had made. He said to Eve, – Did God really say: You shall not eat of any apple tree in the garden? –
Eve replied to the snake, – We may eat of the fruit of the other trees of the garden.
It is only about the fruit of the tree in the middle of the garden that God said: `You shall not eat of it or touch it, lest you die.’ –
God called out to Adam and said to him, – Where are you? –
Adam replied, – I heard the sound of You in the heaven, and I was afraid because I was naked, so I hid. –
Then God / He asked, – Who told you that you were naked? Did you eat of the tree from which I had forbidden you to eat? –
Adam said, – The woman, Eve put it at my side—she gave me of the fruit, and I ate. –
God said to Eve, – What is this you have done? – Then Eve replied, – The snake tricked me, and I ate. –
God said to Adam, – I will set spite, anger and hostility between you and between the woman and between your offspring and her offspring; he will watch out for your head, and you will watch out for his heel. –
God said to Eve, – I will make most severe your pangs in childbearing; in pain shall you bear children. Yet your urge shall be for your husband, and he shall rule over you. –
To Adam He said, – Because you did as Eve said, and ate of the apple tree about which I commanded you, `You shall not eat of it,’ Cursed be the ground because of you; By toil shall you eat of it all the days of your life.
The furious God expelled Adam and Eve, threw them out of heaven. Adam and Eve landed in the Garden of Eden (today’s Persian Gulf) and began their lives.
I know what you are thinking. Who would want to live in the Persian Gulf Region? Aside from that, now Adam had to find a job, an apartment to support his family. He had already knocked up Eve and in a short period of time they ended up having three kids, two sons and a daughter.
Soon after Adam & Eve settled down they had 3 children, 2 boys and 1 girl. The first murder of supposed fictitious human race took place when Adam’s and Eve’s oldest son supposedly, in an act of rivalry and jealousy killed his own brother to shack up with his own sister, and that is how human race began to come about.
I don’t even want to bore you with the impossibilities of the above story of Adam and Eve, the inbreeding impossibilities and millions of other things wrong with this dim-witted story.
Aside from the scientific and logical proof, one’s own common sense clearly dictates the path of life, the origin and the source of it all around us. Life began with the evolution of a single cell organism and even today, life begins with a single cell organism dividing and slowly evolving in the mother’s womb, until it’s ready for birth.
Never believe everything you are told, hear or read. - Use your own built in common sense and skepticism, search for and find the answers for yourself.